"The best thing about No Dirty Dishes Day is that the wife is happy when I come home from roaming the marketplaces of Athens, where I accost people with my crazy ideas." ~Socrates
May 18th is a day to refrain from making any dish in your house dirty. I know, I'm posting this in the afternoon, and you probably have dirtied quite a few dishes. But you can stop RIGHT NOW and start eating on paper plates, using plastic utensils, and declaring this a precious and even sacred holiday for yourself.
The best thing is, you have an excuse to go out to dinner tonight!
BTW, Socrates never said any such thing!
HolidayInsights; National No Dirty Dishes Day.