Jokes -- Uncle Jerry's Jokes

Q: What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short

Uncle Jerry’s weird habit—
Uncle Jerry told me once, “I used to file my nails but then I thought, What’s the point? I’ll never keep all these files straight.”

Clocks are mysterious—
Uncle Jerry lives on Mars. On Mars, time is weird when you compare it to Earth’s system of timekeeping. Clocks do weird things there. For instance, when a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.