May 18th is a day to refrain from making any dish in your house dirty. I know, I'm posting this in the afternoon, and you probably have dirtied quite a few dishes. But you can stop RIGHT NOW and start eating on paper plates, using plastic utensils, and declaring this a precious and even sacred holiday for yourself.
The best thing is, you have an excuse to go out to dinner tonight!
BTW, Socrates never said any such thing!
